What is Cosmos Blogmos?

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Welcome to Cosmos Blogmos: the science fiction site that's not afraid to ask the question, "where did all the living entities go to who used to populate every square inch of the universe?"

If you do NOT have the proper Security Clearance to view this site, don't worry. We don't enforce such policies like we should, because it might *upset* those people who don't like to feel like they're "different" from anybody else.

Since civilization, scientific progress, and relativistic morality are firmly based on subjective feelings, we go out of our way to *not hurt* the transitory feelings of any individual.

We will attempt to answerve (not "answer," but "answerve," meaning to "tilt a little toward the incorrect or imprecise reply," just for laughs) that and many other meaningless questions that currently fill everybody's lack of mind.

As a serious marketing and web site writer, I must have an outlet for my more light-hearted material that leaks out when I'm not looking.

This is it.

I will give voice, figuratively speaking, or metaphorically writing, to my random, no that's too trite and too bloggish, let's say to my unplanned musings on very uneventful topics.

But that's not all.

I will also do many *wrong* things, like use red color for text, then green, then who knows what.

I will attempt to brake all the rules, they go too fast, I'm going to slam on their brakes and slow them down, then violate them like a drunken driver with his headlights off in a drizzly midnight joy ride.

Do yourself a favor and don't copy what I do here. I reappearingly repeat: it's probably WRONG.

While I do wrong things, I will try a little bit, but not too much, to entertain you.

Yes I know, people hate to be entertained. I know that people prefer to be bored. That's why they keep the jobs, friends, and hobbies that occupy their time and rarely read good books. I understand all this.

But I'm a rebel. I will misanthropically give you what you don't want: fun, mystery, illumination, satire, skull-shock, and food for thought.

Don't say you haven't been warned.

If you want to back out, now's your chance.

Hit the Back button on your browser chrome, or the little black "x" in the tiny box up in the far right upper corner, or click Start > Shut Down Computer, or whatever you must do to ESCAPE this site.

If you want to know the RIGHT things to do in a web site, from a usability perspective, please consider:

www.vaspersthegrate.blogspot.com

If you are interested in web user expectations and behavior, or feel like expressing your opinion on various web and computer topics, visit the Web User Research Center:

www.weburc.blogspot.com