"Age Reversal Accelerator from Hell"

Artistic rendition of Age Reversal Accelerator 

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I remember how much happier everyone was when they used to grow old, sicken, and die.

Nowadays, no such luck.

I admit, I'm just as frightened as everyone else. Growing younger every day, irrevocably retreating into less and less mature states, is not very fun to think about.

Back when we grew old, feeble, sickly, and finally died, we knew what to expect.

Now that that Age Reversal Accelerator came down out of the sky, some say it was from Mars, and zapped everybody, life is weird. Life is moving backward.

I have no idea what will happen to me. Soon my wife and I will be too young to remain legally married. Not long after that, I'll have trouble reaching things, putting my clothes on, walking, expressing myself.

To return to being an infant, then a baby again, helpless, well, it's scares me to know that everyone's in the same boat, and there's nothing we can do about it.

Why? Why did that thing have to come to Earth and do that to us? It appeared, zapped us, then vanished. What was the point? What could that alien race gain by doing this to us? I think it was a sadistic experiment.

This will be my final report. i'm so lucky i was able to type this out ofro you. I can feel another wave of youthfulness hitting me agin.

I'tss afecting mi mind noww. IIIm fergatingg ho tu spel wordz. I can, oh noh, I seeitagain, see how im makin mustaks, cannt spel good naymore, i hv tu stiop stopp sotp i i i i