"Bats from Pluto Aren't So Bad"

Plutonic bats in feeding frenzy formation. 
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Here we see the 10 Plutonic bats, with their babies, nicely arranged around what I clumsily refer to as their feeding tray. They keep staring at me while they eat, but notice that disc in the center. That thing throbs and accumulates cosmic radiations of some sort, what scientists call "stains" that come from pulsating Y-ray nebulae and sugary vaspment clusters located in deep space, the Alta 5 Perimeter, which is close to being on the extreme edge of the universe.

Now, the reason why I say the bats from Pluto aren't so bad is because I like them. If other people are afraid of them, that's because they don't like anything that's different. They just want to criticize and make fun of things they don't understand or appreciate.

I don't care if people say they think it's dangerous to have the 10 adult bats buzzing around my head all the time. If they want to orbit my head, at least nobody messes with me anymore. If they make me sleep standing up so they can continue flying in circles around my head, that doesn't mean any nonsense to me.

See how their mouths connect with the feeding tubes, so they can suck up the interstellar substances, or gaseous radiations, that twirl around in the center? I just don't know why they keep looking at me that way while they eat dinner. I wish they'd stop doing that.

See those cute little baby bats? They can't fly, they just sort of float in the air.