"Stereo Aliens from Outer Space"

Stereo lady alien writing. Photo credit: U.S. Fish & Wildlife Service. 
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See? I have proof now.

My hidden camera took this photo while I was employed at a national park.

This proves that the "stereo people" (it's illegal, a "hate crime" to call them "double-headed" or to make any reference to the number of heads they have) not only have symmetrical form, but can write with both hands.

Though we're all accustomed to the two headedness of these freaks, nobody ever suspected they could do two things at once like this photo shows.

So this proves that they're aliens. No human can write with both hands at the same time.

I was told that I had a new boss, a female, and I was to report to her on the double.

Little did I know that "on the double" was a crude joke. I wondered why the other guys were snickering and smirking as I hopped to it and bolted for the office.

I wear a watch that has a secret camera built into it. So when I act like I'm fidgeting with the timepiece, I'm actually adjusting the camera, because the timepiece is all digital and automatic and doesn't need any fidgeting.

So, when she was writing notes during our little meeting, I surreptitiously pointed the watch-camera at her and took this photo, which technically is the property of the U.S. Fish & Wildlife Service, hence the photo credits.

So this "stereo lady" is the new Park Employee Supervisor?

Look at that photo again. Never mind the dual-headedness that we aren't allowed to comment on. Check out the two handed writing. I'll bet you've never seen any human, no matter how abnormal, do that.

What irks me is how everybody acts like nothing's wrong. I mean these are STEREO people. They (I don't care: I'm going to say it...) have TWO HEADS. They can write with BOTH HANDS. There's something WRONG with them. They CANNOT be genuine human beings.

But nobody believes me. They tell me I'm being hostile, expressing rage, due to my supposed "personal inadequacies" and failures in life. People say I'm very "critical" and "harsh" and "judgmental" when I point out how these creatures just cannot be human beings.

The socially accepted, government endorsed, media enforced explanation is that way back in the year 2000, over 50 years ago, men started taking erectile dysfunction medicine. While nature said "stop procreating" these men rebelled against nature and took medicine that caused them to procreate.

And "stereo people" are supposed to be the resulting mutation arising from these unnatural reproductions. Some side effect of Levitra, Viagra, and Morpholoxin. Lots of doctors are expressing alarm about Morpholoxin especially, and trying to get the FDA to ban it.

I think this is a plausible, but erroneous, smokescreen for the real truth.

The "stereo people" are actually stereo ALIENS. They're from outer space. I'm sure of it.

But I'm considered hot-headed, irrational, paranoid, and argumentative.

It's gotten to the point where people shun, despise, and mock you if you question anything.

Like the questioning part of their brains has shriveled up and died from disuse.